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The Cutting Edge – Vampire Maman Has Halloween Fun with Paper!
Halloween Paper Cutting Fun with Vampire Maman When I was a small girl my mother showed me how to cut simple paper dolls with paper. Since then I’ve been cutting free form paper dolls – just for fun. I...
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This is Halloween at the Vampire House!
Vampires do not dress up as Vampires on Halloween…. However, this year the girl child graduated from cute witches and things with fairy wings to something a little more scary! And why yes, mom did do...
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The Vampire Vote (We Vote – We Care)
I feel like it gets out of hand. Obviously our elected officials are not doing their jobs. Oh, right, I live in California so that is a given. A long standing tradition where the state motto Eureka...
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Political Questions Concerning Vampires Answered
A few answers to commonly asked questions about Vampires and politics: Yes, Vampires vote. We pay taxes. We’re citizens. We vote. No, I’m not telling you who I’m voting for. NO! No Paul Ryan and Joe...
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Broken Bones and A Typical (Vampire) Family
“This is extraordinary.” “What?” I smiled a little, knowing what was coming. “I’ve heard of individuals but never an entire family.” “Excuse me Dr. Flint?” “How long have you been like this?” I...
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A Vampire Thanksgiving (and we’re not having our guests for dinner)
My husband’s mother had a deep set belief that there was something morally wrong with a woman who could not cook. She equated not being able to cook with being a prostitute. In fact she once said...
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Time Travelers – Messing with their minds as only a Vampire can.
The one thing that bothers my mother more than Ghosts are Time Travelers. Time Travelers are like those pretentious fools who show up at a Civil War reenactment or a Dickens’ Christmas Fair dressed in...
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Swiss Chard and Uncle Reggie’s Race Horses
Several readers have asked me how I make my Swiss Chard for Thanksgiving…which reminds me of the time my Uncle Reggie purchased a dozen race horses with the intention of using them for blood but had no...
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Bright Blessings of a Brooding Vampire Mom
My children are the social butterflies but I am usually a quiet one. Sure I can be forward when it comes to a hunt, but just “being” I am quiet. Unfortunately I am greatly annoyed by those who are not...
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Vampire Maman – Ink Master (Trying My Hand at Tattoo Design)
Oh no, we got hooked on Ink Masters - the show (SPIKE) where 12 Master Tattoo Artists compete for $100,000 to become INK MASTER. That isn’t such a bad thing because it inspired me to draw up my own ink...
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Foggy Mornings….Giving Thanks… and Thank You!
Foggy night full of mystery Brings a morning of sunshine And a day for giving THANKS. A celebration that will last Far into the Foggy night And remain in our hearts. Thank you to all of you who...
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Weird Old Stuff…Tintypes and Amazing Stories
I was going through some old boxes and found this: And I’m thinking “Why look at that attractive family. What a smart looking bunch.” Actually I’m thinking WTF? Who are those people? It’s a tintype...
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Teens and Night Walks – and the most important time for parenting.
Our teens like to go walking at night by the lake. I don’t worry about them getting into trouble for two reasons. The first reason is that they’re Vampire teens and more prepared than other kids. They...
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I’m no tattoo artist but…this is pretty HOT
I’m no tattoo artist but this is pretty HOT and pretty SILLY. Last week I had fun playing around with my kids and husband discussing tattoos and decided to do a little quick sketching. A lot of you saw...
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Working out loss, love and life with your Vampire teen.
My 16 year old son is usually sunshine and smiles but yesterday, after being back at school for the first day after Thanksgiving break, he was quiet and almost sad. He said school was fine and it was...
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A Vampire Free Verse for the Next Generation
He waves his flag until the dawn, A night of gathering Of nocturnal souls Spirits of old Hunters of the night. We danced and loved Watched the storm The reflection of the moon High hopes And desires...
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How does a Vampire convert…
Someone did a search to find my blog with the words “how does a vampire convert”. Damned if I’m going to put THAT on a public blog. ~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
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Visit from a stranger…
It was raining, we were out in the rain, at a mall, in the dark. The kids needed jeans. They always need jeans. Teens eat jeans. Plus we decided to have a little fun and do some Christmas shopping. We...
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Packages and Friends – check what is on the inside…
Some parents aren’t careful about who their kids have for friends. They say it is “my child’s choice, not mine”. Bull Crap! From an early age I’ve been careful and selective of my children’s friends....
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